if you think people are exaggerating when they say the british overreact to the slightest hint at warm weather then know that it’s 13 degrees here today and my entire extended family just had a barbecue and my uncle turned up wearing a hawaiian shirt
i like the idea of things being organized and clean but im not good with the execution
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.